ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
“My child’s good in Math. It’s like rebellion because I don’t know anything about Math.” - Pete Wentz
he is such a good dad oh my god.
oh i thought this was gonna be one of those posts where it’s like
“and here we have pete wentz stealing food from a homeless child”
welcome to the punk rock hospital, we dont use anesthesia and our scalpels are rusty because it makes it more hardcore. none of us are liscensed doctors
